Thursday, 30 January 2020

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COMEDY SHAYARI

COMEDY SHAYARI

  
                
                                Read here latest comedy shayari. We provide the best collection of comedy shayari like hindi shayari, funny sms, funny shayari, funny shayari for friends, shayari, sad shayari, zindagi shayari. Do share and enjoy our shayari collections.

Arj Kiya Hai....

Arj Kiya Hai
Wo tumhen DP dikhaakar gumraah karegi,
Magar tum aadhaar card par ade rahana.

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Tumhari Shayari Badi Hai Fairy


Tumhari shayari badi hai fairy,
Tumhari shayari bahi hai fairy,
Dil karta hai jal jaaye
Tumhari shayari wali dayari.

Meri gairat ko kya lalkarega jamana,
A for apple B far banan.

Chhalakte paimane ne mere ashqo se kaha,
Chhalakte paimane ne mere ashqo se kaha,
Aai hete tears pushpa aai hete tears.

Kyu barason se judai ka gam
Laila aur heer sah rahi hain,
Jara apna rumaal to dena
Meri naak bah rahi hai.

Claim To Mil Jata

Kash pyar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyar karna se pehle premium bharwaya jata.
Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna,
Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata.

Tere liya kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe kuch kaam hai.
Tere liya sagar me doob sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe zukaam hai.

Heer ro ro kar
Raanjhe se keh rahi hai,
Haath chhor kameene
Meri naak beh rahi hai.

Ajeeb Ending Tha..

Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
maine propose kia sms se,
kambakth who uski shadi tak pending tha.

Mat kar mere dost haseeno se mohabbat,
Wo to aankhon se waar karti hain,
maine teri wali ki aankhon mein dekha hai,
Wo to saali mujh se bhi pyar karti hai.

Kasam se har ek ladaki bhula doonga,
sabhi tasveeren jala doonga,
Ek tum hi rahogi is dil mein,
phone mein bainles dalva do dua doonga.

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Roz Badalti Hamari Mumtaaj..

Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek ajoob hai,
To kisi ke liye pyar ka ehsaas hai,
Hamare tumhare liye to bakwaas hai,
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari mumtaaj hai.

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
Par kuch khaas nahi hua,
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha,
Par afsoss ke loan pass nahi hua.

Fijaon ke badalne ka intazaar mat kar,
Aamdhiyon ke rukne ka intazaar mat kar,
Pakad kisi ko aur faraar ho ja,
Papa ki pasand ka intazaar mat kar.

Ajab Si Halat hai

Ajab si halat hai tere jane ke baad,
Mujhe bhookh lagti nahin khana khane ka bad,
Mere pass do hi samose the jo maine kha liya
Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jane ke baad.

Yuse karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyun,
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyun,
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi eid to kab ki gayi,
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyun.

Muqaddar me raat ko neend nahi to kya,
Muqaddar me raat ko neend nahi to kya,
Hum bhi muqaddar ko choona lagate hain,
Aur din me hi so jaate hain.

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